Dear zit on my face,
Hey! You’ve been hanging around on my chin all weekend and we haven’t really officially met. How did you like Banana Schpeel, that show I took you to on Saturday? Season Finale of LOST, kind of lame huh? I took a nap on Sunday, a point where I think you decided it was time to come a little further out of your shell and get to know the world better.
It’s been a joy carrying you around on my face, really it has. I feel like if you stay a little longer, you may start to become somewhat of a conversation starter. People will say “Hey I think you have some food or ink on your face.” and I’ll reply “No no, that’s just my good buddy, giant zit.” and then everyone will have a good laugh. Oh zit, you’re such a comedian.
Here’s the thing though…GET OFF MY FACE. You have over stayed your welcome. I included you in all of my weekend activities, dressed you up in the finest concealer I own and even listened to you yammer on and on about how no one will ever love you. Clearly you didn’t take the hint when i tried to tell you the gentle way and smeared Neutrogena Spot Eraser all over you and your surrounding territory last night. So you know what? No one will ever love you zit, because you are a real inconvience to everyone’s face and my self esteem.
Please leave my chin. I would prefer not to have to get Proactiv involved.
Hugs and kisses - Julieanna